Let’s face it: We all like to throw things sometimes. Luckily, there are a number of annual events around the globe dedicated to this impulse. Whether you’re looking to splatter tomatoes on your fellow festival-goers or toss colorful pigments into the air, you won’t want to miss these eight quirky events.
Songkran Water Festival, Phuket, Thailand
Widely recognized as the largest water fight in the world, this is a military-scale operation that takes place every April during the Thai New Year. Expect to find H2O combatants wearing masks and barreling large canons of water down the streets; some vigilantes add talcum powder to their water, while others add ice cubes to pack a greater punch. There is a religious significance to this riotous affair, as the water symbolizes cleansing, purification and fresh starts. It is also conveniently timed to coincide with the hottest month of the year, which does perhaps explain the scale of the event.
The Great Fruitcake Toss, Manitou Springs, Colo.
If you hate fruitcake (and who doesn’t?), then you’ll love The Great Fruitcake Toss. In what can only be described as a stroke of practical genius, the locals have devised a fun and entertaining sport that also rids us of the unpleasant, heavy-duty leftovers from the festive season. The idea is, quite simply, to throw a fruitcake as far from your person as possible, by any means necessary. Count us in.
Post-Examinations Trashing, The University of Oxford, England
In an annual tradition that no student can hope to avoid, examination finalists are met by friends and siblings outside the exam schools and pelted with all manner of fare, from champagne and baked beans to rancid milk and fish offal. With a certain glory attached to the most creative and repugnant examples of trashing, individuals have been known to prepare their concoctions for months in advance: fermenting eggs, seafood and dairy products in warm enclosed spaces. It’s best to catch this one from the sidelines.
La Tomatina, Buñol, Spain
Though it’s celebrated every year in Buñol, no one is quite sure how or why this tomato-based food fight – La Tomatina – began. One popular theory involves disgruntled locals throwing rotten tomatoes at their town councilors during a parade in 1945. Today, the event is marketed as the world’s biggest food fight, and attracts more than 50,000 people from all over the world. Participants are encouraged to wear protective safety goggles and gloves, and are instructed to squash their tomatoes before throwing, in order to minimize impact. Ouch.
Holi, Banke Bihari Temple, Vrindavan
Holi is pretty ubiquitous these days. For a more authentic experience of the traditional Hindu festival, make a pilgrimage to the famous Banke Bihari Temple in Vrindavan, where locals and visitors go for one of the biggest and most traditional celebrations of its kind. In the temple, Hindu priests throw colored water and flowered garlands over revelers to celebrate the triumph of good over evil, the departure of winter and the arrival of spring. Jubilant crowds spill out onto the streets, where children and adults throw abir (colored powder) and drench one another in rainbow hues.
World Custard Pie Championship, Coxheath, England
In what might be described as a peculiarly British affair, contestants assemble each year for the World Custard Pie Championship in the village of Coxheath, near Maidstone. Inspired by the Charlie Chaplin comedy “Behind the Screen,” this slapstick event was first chaired in 1967 by local councilor, Mike Fitzgerald, and has continued every year since. A series of rules and regulations govern the organized chaos, in which an estimated 3,000 pies are thrown, and the highest scores are awarded to those who manage to hit their opponents’ faces.
Rags, Mud, Vinegar and Ants, Galicia, Spain
Probably the most bizarre and certainly the least appealing event where people throw things is the annual Rags, Mud, Vinegar and Ants fight in Galicia, Spain. It does what it says on the tin. No one can verify the purpose or origins of this thousand-year-old festival, but for the locals that doesn’t seem to matter. During the course of a two-hour fight, men run into the fields to dig up anthills and return with sackfuls of vinegary, ant-infested, dirt (the vinegar helps to get the ants riled up), which they then hurl at and stuff into the clothing of their opponents. Nice.
La Merengada, Vilanova i la Geltrú, Spain
For an extravagant and gluttonous celebration of Lent that makes Shrove Tuesday pale in comparison, head to Vilanova i la Geltrú for the annual festival Merengada. In this spectacular and delicious street party, an estimated 20,000 pounds of food is thrown, comprising mostly pies, sweets and mountains of meringue. Needless to say, all participants are guaranteed to reach a sticky end.
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